Churches And Clown Preachers
(Coming to an apostate Baptist Church near you!)
By David J. Stewart | February 2015 | Updated August 2015 | Please CLICK HERE if you don't hear any circus music, MP3)
Acts 19:32, “Some therefore
cried one thing, and some another: for
the assembly was
confused; and the more part knew not wherefore they were come together.”
Step right up folks! Come one, come all, take your pick... will it be the Easy-To-Read Version (ERV)? Or how about the New International Version (NIV)? Will it be the English Standard Version (ESV)? Perhaps you'd like the Revised Standard Version (RSV)? How about you lad, will it be the King James Bible (KJB)? No Sir, you look like you'd prefer the American Standard Version (ASV)? And for you fine lady, how about a Living Bible (LB)? Step right up ladies and gentleman, get your Bibles right here, take your pick from the clown preachers in apostate churches today! The American Bible Society allows you to search 582 different Bible versions on their website. Can you hear the Devil laughing? Satan is the author of confusion, not God (1st Corinthians 14:33).
How about you young man, would you like the Bible version, Good News For Modern Man (GNT)? Or perhaps you'd prefer the New Century Translation (NCT). Ah, I see, you want the New Living Translation (NLT). And you little lady, you must want the New King James Version (NKJV). And your dear Sir, will it be the New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)? Or perhaps you'd enjoy The Message (MSG)? How about you Sir, will it be the Modern English Version (MEV)? Now there's a fine looking family, could I interest you folks in the New Life Version (NLV) or the Lexham English Bible (LEB)? Dear sweet lady, you look like you'd love the Young's Literal Translation (YLT). Step right up, step right up ladies and gentleman, get your Bibles right here, take your pick from the clown preachers in apostate churches today! Beware of today's Cotton Candy Religion!
And you fine Sir, you might be interested in the Amplified Bible (AMP) or the Holman Christian Standard Bible (HCSB). Ah yes, isn't it great to have choices as free Americans! Yes, yes, we Americans with all our higher religious institutions of intellectualism and advanced ecclesiastical training and theological learning. Aren't we so knowledgeable? I tell you truthfully, they cannot tell their head from their rear-end! What a bunch of confused stooges! If your pastor goes along with this satanic circus of umpteen Bible versions, he's either a big coward, only cares about making a living or is woefully ignorant. Either way he is betraying the Lord Jesus Christ, Who is the WORD OF GOD (John 1:1-3,14; Revelation 19:13).
A man with two watches never
really knows what time it is;
And a man with two Bibles never really knows what the Word of God is!!!
There's a Different Plan of Salvation for Everybody, Right?
Kindly, many churches today have Bozo clowns for pastors! I know a Baptist church that promotes Ray Comfort, Paul Washer, John MacArthur, Billy Graham, Ravi Zacharias and other apostates. All of these men teach different plans of salvation, as I will show you. Take your pick at a church circus near you!
Step right up folks! Come one, come all, take your pick... which plan of salvation is for you? Will it be Pastor John MacArthur's plan of salvation? . . .
“Don’t believe anyone who says it’s easy to become a Christian. Salvation for sinners cost God His own Son; it cost God’s Son His life, and it’ll cost you the same thing...”
SOURCE: Dr. John MacArthur, Grace To You, an updated quote from his book 'Hard To Believe', page 93.
Or perhaps you'd like to believe Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary's plan of salvation . . .
“Faith is the acceptance of Jesus Christ and commitment of the entire personality to Him as Lord and Savior.”
SOURCE: Man's Need for Salvation - Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary
Then again, maybe you'd prefer Evangelist Paul Washer's plan of salvation . . .
“Because when God moves, and particularly when God moves to save, there is repentance. Now what is repentance? The word means to change. Let me ask you a question … Have you changed?”
SOURCE: Repent and Believe, Part 4 - Heart Cry Missionary
And you fine Sir, will it be Evangelist Ray Comfort's plan of salvation . . .
"These are perhaps the most frightening verses in the Bible. Vast multitudes of professing Christians fit into the category spoken of here. They call Jesus 'Lord,' but they practice lawlessness. They profess faith in Jesus, but have no regard for the divine law. They tell 'fibs' or 'white' lies, take things that belong to others, have a roaming eye for the opposite sex, etc. They are liars, thieves, and adulterers at heart, who will be cast from the gates of heaven into the jaws of hell."
SOURCE: THE EVIDENCE BIBLE, Matthew 7:22-23, by Ray Comfort, pg. 1197; 2003, Bridge-Logos Publishers, Orlando, Florida
How about you Dear Lady, could I interest you in Evangelist Billy Graham's plan of salvation . . .
“We ask people to make a public confession of Christ in our meetings because Christ demanded a definite commitment. Christ had reasons for demanding that people openly follow Him. He knew that an unwitnessed vow is no vow at all. Until you have surrendered to Christ by a definite act of your will, you are not a Christian.”
SOURCE: How to Be Sure You’re Saved | Decision Magazine | BGEA
Every single one of the excerpts from the plans of salvation that I just gave you included HUMAN EFFORT to be saved. None of these are what the Bible teaches. Billy Graham requires making public confession and fully surrendering one's self to Christ to be saved. In sharp contrast, eternal life is a free gift that cannot be merited or earned. Salvation is not a reward for serving God.
Paul Washer errantly teaches that you have to change to be saved. That is not Biblical. Washer probably gets this garbage theology from the new corrupt Bible versions.
For example: Here is Hebrews 6:1 in the beloved, correct, King James Bible . . .
KING JAMES BIBLE (KJB) — Hebrews 6:1, “Therefore leaving the principles of the doctrine of Christ, let us go on unto perfection; not laying again the foundation of repentance from dead works, and of faith toward God.” [emphasis added]
Now here is the corrupted “Easy-To-Read Version” (ERV) of the Bible . . .
EASY-TO-READ VERSION (ERV) — “So we should be finished with the beginning lessons about Christ. We should not have to keep going back to where we started. We began our new life by turning away from the evil we did in the past and by believing in God.” [emphasis added]
Do you see how the new corrupt Bible versions are horribly changing theology in the churches? The King James Bible teaches that we must repent from our DEAD WORKS to be saved; but the ERV teaches that we must stop living a life of deliberate sin (evil) to be saved. The Alexandrian Greek is of the Devil, teaching a works-based plan of salvation.
The Greek word for “repent” in Mark 1:15 in the King James Bible is metanoeo, which means, “to think differently.” It is a change of mind. It DOESN'T mean to “change your hearts and lives,” which is what the corrupt ERV says!!! . . .
KING JAMES BIBLE (KJB) — Mark 1:15, “And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.” [emphasis added]
EASY-TO-READ VERSION (ERV) — Mark 1:15, “He said, “The right time is now here. God’s kingdom is very near. Change your hearts and lives, and believe the Good News!” [emphasis added]
That is wrong, wrong, wrong! You don't have to change your own life as a requirement to be saved. Rather, it is the indwelling Holy Spirit that comes to live inside the body of a person at the time of salvation. It is the Holy Spirit Who changes one's heart and life. Paul Washer, Ray Comfort and John MacArthur mandate changing one's life as a prerequisite to saving faith, which is exactly what today's Luciferian false Bible versions teach.
Now here is the Biblical Gospel, by which if you BELIEVE, you are immediately and forever saved . . .
1st Corinthians 15:1-4, “Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures.”
As you can see, the Bible's plan of salvation is very different than all the other junk I quoted to you from today's religious great ones.
Woe unto the churches who are shepherded by blind pastors leading the blind! Lucifer-worshipping occultists have infiltrated the churches with their Masonic Bible versions, which all change or remove key theological words and doctrines in order to further the goal of Theosophists and New Agers to “spiritualize the churches.” Once the apostate churches have been weakened by confusion through the introduction of hundreds of Bible versions, and corrupted by them, they will literally follow the Antichrist when he comes. THE CHURCH (the true New Testament Church) will be CAUGHT UP (1st Thessalonians 4:17) and raptured from out of the world just BEFORE the man of sin, the Beast, appears. I dare say that 97% of the churches will be left behind at the Rapture, because they will all have been corrupted by Satan—trusting in some false plan of salvation, as taught by some false prophet, from a false Bible version.
If this webpage article that I've written offends you... AWESOME!!! I say that because I love you in the Lord and somebody needs to cry “WOLF!” The average church today (which sadly includes most Baptist churches) are a big 3-ring circus, where all the members are juggling umpteen Bible versions.
Promoting Multiple Bibles Confuses People
Many churches are using a comparative side-by-side edition of the Bible, with the King James Bible (KJB) in one column and some corrupt version in the other column. Talk about confusing! So if you open their nightmare edition to Isaiah 14:12, the KJB contains the name of “Lucifer” (the only mention of the word in the Bible), but most modern PERversions do not. My friend, if it were not for the accurate King James Bible, all those church members would be as lost as a goose-in-a-caboose! So if you didn't have a King James Bible, you'd never learn about Lucifer.
If you look in the comparative side-by-side Bible, the accurate KJB says “Easter” in Acts 12:4, but the contaminated modern versions say “Passover.” Talk about confusion!!! The KJB and modern versions cannot both be right folks! Somebody is wrong! All the modern versions are translated from the Alexandrian texts. All together now congregation, let's sing... “Da da 'da da danta danta da da.” Again, “Da da 'da da danta danta da da.” Let's sing like a church who loves the new Bibles... “Da da 'da da danta danta da da!”
There is Only One Plan of Salvation, Not Dozens
Many religious leaders won't take a stand against heresy. They are OK with all the different variations of the plan of salvation and don't see a theological problem, but THERE IS A BIG PROBLEM!!! Folks, either you have to stop living a life of sinful partying to be saved, or you do not; but it cannot be both. I am not saying that it is OK to live in sin, nor am I saying that God gives anyone permission to continue in sin; but the fact is that NO ONE can repent of all their sins. Biblical repentance is a change of mind, not a change of life.
I don't claim to know everything, but God does. The Lord authored the Holy Bible to instruct us. The Scriptures plainly warn against corrupting the simplicity that is in Christ. There is only ONE Savior, and there is only ONE Holy Bible. The claim that there is no perfect Bible today is false. The King James Bible is the ONLY good Bible! If you buy into the lie of the ever-changing modern Bible versions, then you deserve all that is coming to you. I am your friend, trying to prevent you from being misled by Satan.
There is only ONE plan of salvation, which is to BELIEVE the Gospel. Repentance is changing your mind, realizing that you are a guilty sinner in God's eyes. Romans 3:19, “Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God.” If you realize that you are a guilty sinner in God's eyes, and believe the Gospel of Christ's death on the cross for your sins, was buried and raised-up three days later, you are saved (1st Corinthians 15:1-4). This is what the Holy Bible teaches. Anybody who adds anything to this is teaching a false plan of salvation. If anybody tells you that it is not enough to merely admit that you are a sinner to be saved; but also, they say that you must turn away from committing those sins, they are teaching a false plan of salvation!
Eternal life is a free gift, which means you just TAKE IT. We are saved by Christ's imputed righteousness, and not by any self-righteousness of our own. God rejected Adam's fig-leaf religion, and He will reject yours too. God rejected Cain's grain offering, and He will also reject your Lordship Salvation. But hey, knock yourself out, we'll see in eternity who was right, you or the Word of God in the Holy Bible. I am saved because I realized that I was a sinner and I placed my truth in the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ. It's that simple to be saved. John 6:28-29, “Then said they unto him, What shall we do, that we might work the works of God? Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.”
The Mainstream Evangelical Ocean Cruise... All Aboard!
I picture nearly all of today's churches as being aboard a big ship. On the side of the ship it reads, “Mainstream Evangelicalism!” There are hundreds of Bible versions aboard the ship. There are dozens of different plans of salvation taught by evangelicals like John MacArthur, Rick Warren, Chip Ingram, Ray Comfort, William Lane Craig, Paul Washer, Billy Graham and others onboard. Everybody aboard the ship is going along to get along. Nobody exposes or criticizes each other. Everybody is comfortable, enjoying all the splendors of the luxury ship. They all draw near to God with their mouths, and honor God with their lips, but their heart is far from Him, teaching manmade doctrines. This ship's captain is Lucifer! Anything goes on Lucifer's ship. It doesn't matter which Bible version you use. It doesn't matter which plan of salvation that you choose to believe. Everybody is taken care of and prospering.
What is our nation turning into when AWAB (a LGBT gay-rights group) are infiltrating our churches. When the American Baptist Convention USA (ABCUSA) joined together with AWAB, 300 member churches of their 5,400 member church convention resigned. Amen! I'm shocked that 5,100 member churches stayed!!! Apostasy is everywhere today. The time is soon coming when born-again Christians will either be forced to gather in secret places or in private homes once again. The churches are becoming entertainment centers. It's a big joke! It's all becoming a big circus. Hundreds of Bible versions. Dozens of plans of salvation. Have you noticed that the more that you move toward ecumenism, the more there is chaos and nothing really matters anymore doctrinally or morally.
Sadly, instead of being fishers of men, most of our churches are aquarium keepers. From the far-right Christian position, you've got only ONE BOOK, the King James Bible. You've only got one plan of salvation, which simply says any admitted sinner can believe the Gospel and be immediately and securely saved forever. END
love God who doesn't love sinners!”
(a quote by Dr. Jack Hyles classic MP3 sermon, “The Happiest Man” (happiest is the man who will not impute sin to others!)
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